Damnant quod non intellegunt

Title: Avada Kedavra
Pairings: Tom/Harry, Hermione/Ginny, Ron/Lavender
Rating: PG-13(Angst, Character death, Suicide)
Summary: Harry can't live alone.(Takes place after the Final Battle.)

( Avada Kedavra )

Weird, shitty drabble because of weird, shitty mood. 60 words. I'll give it a PG-13 rating, maybe R. Don't really care.... And you can decide the pairing.



Fingers lightly brushing. Moans. A gasp. Deep breath. Cry of release. Names and wars forgotten.

But, then…

Grim smiles and wands pointed towards the other.

“On three?” He asks.

“One.”

“Two.”

“Three.”

“Avada Kedavra.”

The flash of light. The loss of life.

A single tear as he pulls away, leaving the other sprawled across the bed. “Why-?”

He’ll never know.

Hermione Got Run Over By A Death Eater – As Sang by Ronald Weasley
A Parody of Harry Potter and Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Hermione got run over by a Death Eater
Walking back from the Great Hall Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as You-Know-Who,
But as for me an' Harry, we believe.

She'd been drinking too much pumpkin juice,
And we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her library books,
And she staggered out the doorinto the hall.

When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack
She had foot prints on her forehead,
And incriminating snake marks on her back.

Hermione got run over by a Death Eater
Walking back from the Great Hall Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as You-Know-Who,
But as for me an' Harry, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Harry,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching Quidditch,
Drinking juice and playing chesswith Katie Bell.

It's not Christmas without ‘Mione,
All the student's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her books
or sell them back?
SELL THEM BACK!!

Hermione got run over by a Death Eater
Walking back from the Great Hall Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as You-Know-Who,
But as for me an' Harry, we believe.

Now the bird is on the table
And the pudding made of goat (ahhhhh!)
And the red and golden candles,
That would just have matched the scarfround ‘Mione's throat.

I've warned all my friends and teachers,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a new wand,
To a man who talks to snakesand kills nice elves.

Sing it, Harry!

Hermione got run over by a Death Eater
Walking back from the Great Hall Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as You-Know-Who,
But as for me an' Harry, we believe.

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A/N: Well, that was fun.

I do like Hermione, just so that you know. Ths was an assignment for my Creative Writing class.

DISCLAIM HER: Mes owns NA-DAS!! *cackles insanely and flees*