Damnant quod non intellegunt

Title: Déguiser
Author: batsutousai
Beta: magickmaker17
Rating: PG-13 for now
Pairings: Intended - HP/LV, Possible - HP/DM, Possible - NL/HG, SB/RL
Warnings: AU, an attempt to not copy the book, bloody OOC-ness
Summary: When Albus Dumbledore leaves Harry Potter on the doorstep of the Dursleys, the last thing he expected was for an unknown relative to disappear with the boy for ten years. Enter Thomas Potter, a man who intends to change the past, the present, and the future.

Disclaim Her: It's in the first chapter.

A/N: Happy birthday, Harry.

I have this urge to make this chapter as short as possible, just to keep last chapter from happening again. *stare*

I wonder...

( Dragons and Stones )

Title: Déguiser
Author: Batsutousai
Beta: magickmaker17
Rating: PG-13 for now
Pairings: Intended - HP/LV, Possible - HP/DM
Warnings: AU, an attempt to not copy the book
Summary: When Albus Dumbledore leaves Harry Potter on the doorstep of the Dursleys, the last thing he expected was for an unknown relative to disappear with the boy for ten years. Enter Thomas Potter, a man who intends to change the past, the present, and the future.

Disclaim Her: It's in the first chapter. (I might put some things from DH in later chapters as background info on characters, but it won't be anything too important or anything.)

A/N: Merlin forbid if I don't get Christmas in this chapter. *stare*

Also, since I just now came up with a name for the author of the Young Hawk series, it never made it in any earlier chapter. Oops. So when Thomas sends Harry a book by Kavi Callum, it is the Young Hawk series. I'll see about fixing that in chapter two eventually. Maybe. If I'm not feeling too lazy, I mean. XD

I don't know when the full moon dates were for this year, so I'm making it up to suit my needs. XP

Also! This is a day early on account of Dan Radcliffe's birthday. XD

( Letters and Christmas - Part 1/2 )

The chapter was too large for LJ. Part two can be found here.

Title: Déguiser
Author: Batsutousai
Beta: magickmaker17
Rating: PG-13 for now
Pairings: Intended - HP/LV, Possible - HP/DM
Warnings: AU, an attempt to not copy the book
Summary: When Albus Dumbledore leaves Harry Potter on the doorstep of the Dursleys, the last thing he expected was for an unknown relative to disappear with the boy for ten years. Enter Thomas Potter, a man who intends to change the past, the present, and the future.

Disclaim Her: It's in the first chapter. (I might put some things from DH in later chapters as background info on characters, but it won't be anything too important or anything.)

A/N: The chapter was too big for LJ. This is part two. Part one can be found here.

( Letters and Christmas - Part 2/2 )

Title: Déguiser
Author: batsutousai
Beta: magickmaker17
Rating: PG-13 for now
Pairings: Intended - HP/LV
Warnings: AU, an attempt to not copy the book
Summary: When Albus Dumbledore leaves Harry Potter on the doorstep of the Dursleys, the last thing he expected was for an unknown relative to disappear with the boy for ten years. Enter Thomas Potter, a man who intends to change the past, the present, and the future.

Disclaim Her: It's in the first chapter.
As per anything I write that's legal and all, everything I know I get from my mother the paralegal and we're American. So it's all American legal jargon. I do try to stay somewhat true to the few cases in the books, but, you know.

A/N: As one might expect, this chapter gets ridiculous near the end. Well, middle, I suppose.


( The Trial )

Title: Déguiser
Author: batsutousai
Beta: magickmaker17
Rating: PG-13 for now
Pairings: Intended - HP/LV
Warnings: AU, an attempt to not copy the book
Summary: When Albus Dumbledore leaves Harry Potter on the doorstep of the Dursleys, the last thing he expected was for an unknown relative to disappear with the boy for ten years. Enter Thomas Potter, a man who intends to change the past, the present, and the future.

Disclaim Her: It's in the first chapter. Additionally, The Lost Years of Merlin Saga belongs to T. A. Barron and related publishers, not me.

A/N: This chapter starts out a bit darker than I intended. Not sure I really like the first bit. *sighs* Oh well. Can't always win, I suppose.

Oh, if something is in italics and between a single quote mark – don't know the technical term, don't care, either – it's a letter. You could probably figure that out yourself....


( Summer's End and Letters )

Title: Déguiser
Author: batsutousai
Beta: magickmaker17
Rating: PG-13 for now
Pairings: Intended - HP/LV
Warnings: AU, an attempt to not copy the book
Summary: When Albus Dumbledore leaves Harry Potter on the doorstep of the Dursleys, the last thing he expected was for an unknown relative to disappear with the boy for ten years. Enter Thomas Potter, a man who intends to change the past, the present, and the future.

Disclaim Her: It's in the first chapter.

A/N: I think, since I'm trying to do this mostly from Thomas' point of view, that I'm just gonna brush over Harry's years in Hogwarts. Maybe I'll just do a chapter or two of letters between them?

Sorry it took so long to put this chapter up – we're in the process of moving, see, so a lot of stuff got put on hold. It's been trying, I promise you. So, you know, I've been suffering too. *nervous laughter*


( Diagon Alley )

Title: Déguiser
Author: batsutousai
Beta: magickmaker17
Rating: PG-13 for now
Pairings: Intended - HP/LV
Warnings: AU, bit of anti-Dumbles in this chapter
Summary: When Albus Dumbledore leaves Harry Potter on the doorstep of the Dursleys, the last thing he expected was for an unknown relative to disappear with the boy for ten years. Enter Thomas Potter, a man who intends to change the past, the present, and the future.

Disclaim Her: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

A/N: Sleeping is hard. Writing after a night of no sleep can prove to be a dangerous thing.


( To Face the Unknown & Two Potters )

Title: Riddle's "Little" Problem
Author: Batsutousai
Beta: Just me, 'cause I wanna get this up ASAP
Rating: hard R
Pairings: Voldemort/Tom Riddle(non-con), Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Tom/Harry
Warnings: Rape(non-graphic), physical violence, serious death threats, war, slash, het
Summary: An accident has separated Tom Riddle from Lord Voldemort. What will the Dark Lord do now that he's free from Tom's conscious? How much will Tom have to suffer at the hand of his other half? And what can Harry Potter do to help?

Disclaim Her: I'd apologize for taking ages to update, but it takes too much effort and I'm tired.

A/N: Any mistakes are simply the fault of my bandaged finger. I pulled a little too much skin away and it hurts to type with it if it's not got a bandage on it. *sweatdrop*

I WAS going to make this an actual chapter, but after twiddling my thumbs over it for however long it took me to write this and not getting anywhere, then going back and reading the last couple chapters, I decided that an Epilogue is about the best I can do.

Hmmm.... First person. First person.... *sweatdrop*

( Epilogue: Just A Little Case of Paradise )

Title: Playing Favourites
Chapter Title: Helpless
Added Pairings & Warnings: None

A/N: As you can see, the top bit is quite different from my usual. It takes up less space this way. I started using it on a fic which is, currently, only up on Fiction Alley. Decided I liked it. Think I'll continue it for this fic and that one on FA. *sweat*
Basically, I'll only add to this if there's something new in that chapter - whether it be chapter specific or for the rest of the fic.

For those of you who've been asking about Ron, he's in here.

( Helpless )

Title: Playing Favourites
Chapter Title: Golden Green
Author: batsutousai
Rating: PG-13/T
Pairings: Albus/Tom Riddle, Albus/Harry
Warnings: superpower!Harry, not-human!Harry, superpower!Dumbledore, not-human!Dumbledore, AU, crazed author
Summary: 'Power attracts power,' at least, that was his excuse.

Disclaim Her: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

A/N: Wrote this a while ago. Don't have anything better to do than type this out - it's in a notebook - and post it, 'specially since I'm still out of ideas for everything else. Yell at me at your leisure.

Wrote this one time when wondering if I could write an Albus/Harry that others would read and not kill me for. Give it a chance.


( Golden Green )

Title: The Bonds of the Heart
Author: batsutousai
Rating: NC-17(of course)
Pairings: Tom/Harry(mentions of various others including but not limited to Neville/Draco, Ginny/Harry, Remus/Severus)
Warnings/Kinks: Angst, mentions of character death, post-war fic, slash/yaoi, mentioned het, dirty mouths, sappy/fluffy romance(*gags*)
Summary: CHALLENGE FIC: When Harry Potter and Tom Riddle say they can't live without each other, they really aren't joking. Obligation and affection are two very different things.

Disclaim Her: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. Challenge handed forth by Naked!Tom Whore/hirei.

A/N: Took me long enough to get my arse in gear and write this bloody thing.... -.-
I tried to keep them as IC as I could. Please let me know if I managed that? *puppy eyes*
I don't write romance. I hate writing fluff and sap. I'm sorry. *bursts into tears and begs for forgiveness*

THIS IS A ONE-SHOT.
A ONE-SHOT, DAMN IT.
I'M NOT WRITING ANY MORE.
ONE CHAPTER.
NO MORE.
I'LL THROW THINGS AT YOU, LIKE DEAD PENS AND MY BROKEN DVD DRIVE IF YOU PESTER ME, DAMNIT.
ONLY ONE CHAPTER.
*glares knowingly and stocks up on dead pens and sharp rocks*

( Part One of Two )

It was too long for LJ. Part Two

Title: The Bonds of the Heart
Author: batsutousai
Rating: NC-17(of course)
Pairings: Tom/Harry(mentions of various others including but not limited to Neville/Draco, Ginny/Harry, Remus/Severus)
Warnings/Kinks: Angst, mentions of character death, post-war fic, slash/yaoi, mentioned het, dirty mouths, sappy/fluffy romance(*gags*)
Summary: CHALLENGE FIC: When Harry Potter and Tom Riddle say they can't live without each other, they really aren't joking. Obligation and affection are two very different things.

Disclaim Her: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. Challenge handed forth by Naked!Tom Whore/hirei.

A/N: This is the second part of the fic. Link: First Part

( Part Two of Two )

Title: Hate Me
Author: Batsutousai
Beta: magickmaker17
Rating: PG-13/T
Pairings: Tom/Harry, Ginny/Harry
Warnings: Character death, angst, prostitution (kinda), drinking (the song)
Summary: Tom realized he must leave. For Harry's sake.

Disclaim Her: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
The song, 'Hate Me,' is by Blue October. I don't claim it.

A/N: This is to a song by Blue October - see above. If you are reading the FFN version, the lyrics won't be written in, so you'll have to go to LJ, HPFandom, or SilverSnitch(maybe) to get 'em.
If you're reading this WITH the lyrics - or you know the song - you'll see that the lyrics don't really match the goings on in the fic. *sweatdrop* Well, allow me a little creative space here. *nervous laughter*


( Read more... )

Title: Zephuros
Author: Batsutousai
Rating: M/R
Pairings: ?/OC
Warnings: Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu-age, more OCs that you could ever wish for
Summary: Not all acts are forgivable, and Harry finds himself swayed by one who teaches him so much more than the Order ever dared.

(Dis)Claim Her: Kat/Kit belongs to me. So do the Cookes and Richard. And any other OCs.

A/N: Last chapter's reviews made me giggle a lot, so thank you for that.
To clear a few things up - Harry is still in Azkaban, Kat/Kit will be the main focus for a while, but others will be brought in. In fact, you'll see another major and perhaps well-loved character this chapter. At this point, pretty much everyone is an OC, unless it's Ron or Hermione or that other character I was just talking about. XD

Also, I believe I promised a chart? Well, let's get that out of the way now. -sweatdrop- And I'll make another sorta side site - like I did for To Be A Woman - with the dolls to help you. I'll try and remember to put the link at the bottom of this chapter, and it'll also be up at FFN(in my bio) and LJ. Possibly HPFandom(in my bio), as well.

CHART OF OCs
Kathryn "Kat"/Kit Miller - main character/Gary-Sue
Lynn Miller - Kat/Kit's mum; probably won't actually appear in the fic
Amelia Cooke/Mrs Cooke - the "mother figure" as it were of K/K's host family in the UK
Mr Cooke - the "father figure" of K/K's host family in the UK; seems to be avoiding K/K
Derek Cooke - the only person K/K's age among the Cookes; was out of the UK when K/K came; goes to the same uni as K/K; member of the Order of the Phoenix
Richard - general, all-around servant to the Cooke family
Tinky - house-elf in the Cooke household; has the job of caring for K/K during her/his stay

Hope that helps!!


( Rivalling Friends )

Title: Zephuros
Author: batsutousai
Rating: M/R
Pairings: HP/OC
Warnings: Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu-age, more OCs that you could ever wish for
Summary: Not all acts are forgiveable, and Harry finds himself swayed by one who teaches him so much more than the Order ever dared.

(Dis)Claim Her: Kat/Kit belongs to me. So there. XD

A/N: Also, the responses to the first chapter were generally mind-blowing. I CERTAINLY didn't expect to get such a great response. *sweatdrop* We'll see how many of you still want to stick with this nonsense after this chapter, aye?

Now, welcome to Gary-Sue Land!!! XD
(She....has a bit of a multiple personality, I realized part-way through. Just thought I should warn you...)


( Kat Miller Comes to Towne )

Title: Zephuros
Author: batsutousai
Rating: M/R
Pairings: HP/OC, obviously
Warnings: Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu-age, Dark!Harry
Summary: Not all acts are forgiveable, and Harry finds himself swayed by one who teaches him so much more than the Order ever dared.

Disclaim Her: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

A/N: So, I was reading Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, which I've read before, and chatting with grazhir when I got this sudden, inexplicable urge to write a Harry in Azkaban story with a Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu. So I pleaded to grazhir to hit me over the head and tell me no, but she ended up condoning it and even, perhaps, helping it along a bit.
I'm strapped for ideas for my other works, so I shall take what Kam-kun hands me and go with it.

PS - We'll start off with a bit of back story on Harry's part, then jump right into Gary-Sue Land next chapter. XD


( Harry's Tale )

Title: Riddle's "Little" Problem
Author: batsutousai
Rating: hard R
Pairings: Voldemort/Tom Riddle(non-con), Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Tom/Harry
Warnings: Rape(non-graphic), physical violence, serious death threats, war, slash, het
Summary: An accident has separated Tom Riddle from Lord Voldemort. What will the Dark Lord do now that he's free from Tom's conscious? How much will Tom have to suffer at the hand of his other half? And what can Harry Potter do to help?

Disclaim Her: Er, heh? *ducks flying objects from audience* SORRY IT'S SO LATE!!! (Not that I actually expected to get this done. Ever... *runs from readers* )

A/N: So, I'm working on Hated Salvation and not getting anywhere - isn't THAT promising - and realize that I need to look up Scrimgeour's last name, but pulling down HBP seemed like too much work, and magickmaker17 still had the internet, so I decided to pull out this fic from it's dusty old corner and find out from it. *sweatdrop* So I ended up re-reading the whole dang fic, got a couple ideas for this chapter, and, hence, am writing it.
This should make you all ecstatic, by the way. -.-

Pee.Ess. Looking back and forth between a fic written in first person present and a book written in third person past is generally a bad idea. -.-

( The Unlucky Man Who Saw Voldemort Naked )
PEE.PEE.EES. - Don't expect the next chapter of Hated Salvation on the twenty-second, by the way. As I said at the top, it's being an ass. And I have to work every day between today and the twenty-second. *cry* I'll try and get it written and out by the twenty-third, but I'm making no promises...

Title: Hated Salvation
Author: batsutousai
Pairing(s): Tom(Voldemort)/Harry, Sirius/Remus, Draco/Ron
Rating: R
Warnings: Slash, AU(pre-OotP), child abuse
Summary: Lily Potter had not created enemies when she died, but a bond that would change the world.
Disclaim Her: Hardly. I am following the OotP plot line to a certain extent and you may see some quotes from the book in this and later chapters. After all, why change the original if it works? XD

A/N: Gomen, gomen, gomen!!! I meant to have this out yesterday, but I got lazy and wasn't getting any where for a while there. I was going to sit down and bash out this chapter this past weekend, but then I had Otakon to go to and without a laptop, I didn’t have a way to take it with me!! So I knocked out over two thousand words for you in about four hours, then slammed together a beta job in one. *holds hands in front of face and grovels* Please forgive me for being late?

Lemme know if you see any crappy-ness. Like I said, I was kinda rushing this thing, so the beta-job I did is most likely complete crap. I'll try and remember to hand this over to magickmaker17 some time later this week for a better job, k?

( ...And in a world ruled... )

Title: Hated Salvation
Author: batsutousai
Pairing(s): Tom(Voldemort)/Harry, Sirius/Remus, Draco/Ron
Rating: R
Warnings: Slash, AU(pre-OotP), child abuse, OOC(like whoa)
Summary: Lily Potter had not created enemies when she died, but a bond that would change the world.
Disclaim Her: Hardly.

A/N: Kam - that would be my muse - wants to thank everyone for all the lovely things he's received and says that he'll SERIOUSLY CONSIDER helping me with all my fics. *rolls eyes* Alternately, now that he's actually thinking about it.... *winks*

Also, the internet at my house is doing funky things. If this is up, you're DAMN lucky. *kills internet*


( ...Shall become one. )

Title: Hated Salvation
Author: Batsutousai
Pairing(s): Tom(Voldemort)/Harry, Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Warnings: Slash, AU(pre-OotP), child abuse,
Summary: Lily Potter had not created enemies when she died, but a bond that would change the world.
Disclaim Her: Hardly.

A/N: This was supposed to be updated on this past Saturday, but I spent all of Saturday out of the house - meetings, PotC2, and work - and Sunday was spent in the car - taking my sis down state. So I'm home, I have the computer to myself for two weeks - kinda - and I intend to have the next update out on July 24th - which is two Mondays from now. ^.~"

Look below for responses to the responses of the "challenge" I gave. Also, remind me to never give a "challenge" again, this one was faaaaaar too easy... *sweatdrop*

Crazed Note: The reviews for the first chapter of this fic were staggering - only Reclaim beat the review-count for first chapter. It came in at over one hundred reviews between FFN, HPF, and LJ - I stopped counting at around 90, actually.
Have I mentioned recently how much I love you all?


( ...And the snake lord... )