Damnant quod non intellegunt

They condemn what they do not understand

17/4/08 02:29 - FIC: A Moment in Lust: Voldemort/Severus ~ "Can't Kiss" ~ PG

Title: A Moment in Lust: Voldemort/Severus
A series of shorts about Lord Voldemort and Severus Snape.
Author: Batsutousai
Pairings: Voldemort/Severus

Disclaim Her: This series of shorts is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

A Note: I originally was just going to write this one drabble, but my lovely Sevvie demanded more, so I'm making a bit of a series out of it.
These stories are, by no means, in any form of chronological order, except that I post them as I write them. So updates should be fast. Like, a couple all at once or one a day. We'll see.

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Short Title: Can't Kiss
Rating: PG
Warnings: Just some harmless kissing. And Angsty!Sev. (And slightly OOC Voldie...)
Word Count: 469
Summary: Severus is well aware that he can't kiss.

A/N: Written for my lovely Sevvie – it's all your fault this got stuck in my head and wouldn't let me sleep.

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He wasn't quite sure how he felt about the whole kissing thing. That wasn't to say he didn't enjoy it – on the contrary, he couldn't get enough. It was more that, well, he felt his own contribution wasn't up to par, that he was lacking. While the Dark Lord was a forceful kisser and quite certain of himself, Severus felt as though he...wasn't. And he wasn't quite sure how to tell the Dark Lord. He simply wasn't the sort of person who would randomly say, "Oh, and, by the way, I feel as though I've failed you because I can't kiss." Never mind that the Dark Lord would probably laugh at him.

And, as much as he enjoyed the Dark Lord, the last thing Severus wanted was to be laughed at.

"Severus?"

Severus took a deep breath and glanced up at where the Dark Lord stood, a faint gleam of concern in his ruby eyes. "My Lord?"

The Dark Lord glanced around – doubtlessly making certain there was no one around – then settled himself on the arm of Severus' chair, resting his arm on Severus' shoulder. "What's wrong?"

"Nothing, my Lord."

"You looked so pensive," the Dark Lord commented. "And maybe a little distressed?"

Severus forced a smile. "I simply missed you, my Lord."

The Dark Lord smiled back and leaned over. "Did you now?" he breathed onto Severus' lips, then kissed him.

Severus tried to enjoy it. He even tried to reciprocate, but it felt wrong and he turned his head away. He must be the worst kisser ever.

"Something is wrong," the Dark Lord murmured, then narrowed his eyes. "Tell me what it is, Severus."

Severus shuddered. He knew an order when he heard one, but he wasn't sure he could follow this one. "I–" he swallowed and closed his eyes. "I– My kisses– I– Damnit!"

The Dark Lord blinked in surprise. "Your kisses? They're fine, Severus," he replied, seemingly ignoring Severus' shout.

But Severus shook his head. "No. My Lord, they're..." He winced and swallowed again. "I know I can't kiss."

The Dark Lord sighed, understanding, and moved to crouch down in front of Severus' chair. "Severus, look at me," he ordered and Severus turned to meet his eyes. "I know you've never kissed anyone before, but it's not that you can't kiss, it's that you're inexperienced. And that's nothing to be ashamed of."

"But–"

"No buts." The Dark Lord stood and held out a hand. "The best way to fix your problem, my Prince, is to practise. Would you join me in my office so we can see about fixing this problem?"

Severus smiled, even as he blushed, and took the Dark Lord's hand. "Certainly, my Lord. It would be my pleasure."

"Oh, no, Severus," the Dark Lord murmured, "it will be my pleasure."

12/5/07 19:15 - DRABBLE: "No Where" ~ PG

Title: "No Where"
Author: [info]batsutousai
Disclaim Her: I don’t own Harry Potter.

A/N: A post!
The world seems to have exploded.

This is a continuation, of sorts, of the drabble "No One" which was written and posted on my LJ and at HP Fandom in March of '06.

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I drift up, touch the ceiling.

But I go right through.

So I try to touch the roof.

But I go right through.

I want to hug a tree, even the Whomping Willow.

It doesn't even twitch at me.

I want to open the door, slam it open so everyone turns to look.

My hand encounters no resistance. I make no noise.

I want to ride the winds, make sharp turns, control my broom.

Now, I can't even control my destiny.

I want a place where I belong.

But there's no room here for a ghost.

16/11/06 18:48 - DRABBLE: "To Hedwig" ~ PG-13

Title: To Hedwig
Author: Batsutousai
Rating: T / PG-13
Pairing: Harry/Ginny (if you squint)
Warnings: Character death (after a fashion), angst, spoilers (HBP)
Word Count: 387
Summary: Harry misses his best friend.

Disclaim Her: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

A/N: I got a call from my mum that we're going to have to put down another of our cats - he has cancer and has stopped eating because of it - so I got an idea for fic and here it is.



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14/10/06 18:19 - DRABBLE: [Untitled] ~ PG-13

Title: [Untitled]
Author: [info]batsutousai
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Death, angst
Word Count: 216
Summary: Fallen and broken; some things can be put back together, but death - death is forever.

Disclaim Her: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

A/N: The deaths of those I care for always put me in a strange mood.
Dedicated to Mz Van Winkle - may she rest in peace.


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4/9/06 16:56 - DRABBLE: "Morsmordre in Arithmancy" ~ PG-13

Title: Morsmordre in Arithmancy
Author: [info]batsutousai
Rating: PG13/T
Pairings: N/A
Word Count: 585
Summary: Tom Riddle is bored in class.

Disclaim Her: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

A/N: I was bored in Math 100 and so pulled out a piece of paper and a pen and started writing.
If I keep up a steady stream of drabbles, will people be less likely to kill me for not updating my big fics? 'Cause I REALLY don't have any ideas right now.... *sweatdrop*

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5/5/06 16:32 - DRABBLE: "The Sufferings of the Unrequited" ~ PG ~ LV/HP, XD

Title: "The Sufferings of the Unrequited"
Author: [info]batsutousai
Rating: PG....ish....?
Pairings: Voldemort/Harry, XD
Summary: The yearly Christmas Ball has arrived.
Disclaim Her: Not mine, biatchs. XD Best be glad.

A/N: I blame this whole thing on ShivaniBlue. *snickers*


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7/4/06 16:29 - DRABBLE: 'Hallelujah' ~ PG-13.....ish....

Title: 'Hallelujah'
Author: [info]batsutousai
Rating: PG-13....ish....
Pairings: Albus/Tom
Warnings: None, unless yer iffy about religion like me... ^.^"
Summary: A single song haunts Tom from the orphanage to his first fall...

Disclaim Her: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. The song, "Hallelujah", is written by Leonard Cohen.(My version of the song is sung by k. d. lang.)

A/N: Hn.... Drabbling again instead of studying or writing stuff for workshop or something like that....
This song is rather haunting, actually...


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3/4/06 16:27 - DRABBLE: "Battlefield" ~ R

Title: "Battlefield"
Author: [info]batsutousai
Rating: R-ish
Warnings: Blood, guts, grossness. Not for weak stomachs.
Disclaim Her: You know the drill.

A/N: Hn. Read mortalus' latest chapter of Harry Potter and the Simulacrum Seal(8) and this came from it. O.o
I seem to be in a rather gruesome mood of late, don't I?

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1/4/06 16:23 - DRABBLE: "The April Fools To Cap Them All" ~ PG

Title: "The April Fools To Cap Them All"
Author: [info]batsutousai
Rating: PG
Summary: The Twins wreck havoc.

A/N: In honour of Gred and Forge's birthday.... ^.^"


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28/3/06 16:20 - DRABBLE: "Not Children's Fare" ~ Voldemort/Harry ~ R/NC-17

Title: "Not Children's Fare"
Author: [info]batsutousai
Beta: Me. XD(Any offered corrections loved - it's late)
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairings: Voldemort/Harry
Warnings/Kinks: Rape/Non-con, Voldie being evile, chan, voyeurism
Summary: Oh, we know what really happened in the graveyard on the night of the last task.
Disclaim Her: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

A/N: Inspired by both Ralph's quote on the GoF DVD extras and a crazy sort of discussion that took place at [info]son_of_darkness.

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'It's a very disturbing scene. I mean, if you sort of strip away the fairytale fantasy package of it, what you get is a little boy tied up, while an older man humiliates him. And that, translated to the real world is...not...children's fare. At all."
- Ralph Fiennes(Voldemort) on the Graveyard Scene

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17/3/06 16:19 - DRABBLE: "Green" ~ PG

Title: "Green"
Author: [info]batsutousai
Disclaim Her: I don’t own Harry Potter.

A/N: Happy St Patrick’s Day!!
Wow. I'm doing a lot of drabbles lately, aren't I?

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16/3/06 16:17 - DRABBLE: "The Tolling Bell" ~ R

Title: "The Tolling Bell"
Author: [info]batsutousai
Disclaim Her: I don’t own Harry Potter.

A/N: Response, of a sort, to [info]eaivalefay's drabble, "Partnership" that was written for me. ^.~

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3/3/06 16:14 - DRABBLE: "No One" ~ PG

Title: "No One"
Author: [info]batsutousai
Disclaim Her: I don’t own Harry Potter.

A/N: I am bored.
I am at work.
Please, I want to lead a long, painless life... ^.^"

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I kick my feet against the floor.

No one, not even Hermione, who's sitting next to me, seems to notice.

I look at my watch. Urge the hands to go faster.

Yeah, it's broken, but at least I feel like I'm doing something.

I pick up a quill and fidget with it.

It's Ron's and he doesn't comment.

I start to hum to myself.

No one turns to look - to tell me to shut up.

I set the quill down, then leave the classroom.

No one cares when you're a ghost.

2/3/06 16:13 - DRABBLE: "Red & Gold Boxers" ~ PG

Title: "Red & Gold Boxers"
Author: [info]batsutousai
Disclaim Her: I don’t own Harry Potter.

A/N: I'm sorry. I'm soooooo sorry..... *shame*

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'I can't.'

'What?'

'I simply can't.'

He turns and gives his lover a cold look. 'Can't what?'

'Can't see you in red and gold boxers, of course!'

'Are you blind?'

'Yes?'

'Potter....' A heavy sigh.

'Yeah?'

'Put your glasses on.'

A long silence falls over them. Then quite suddenly, the younger starts to laugh.

'Shut up.'

11/11/05 00:26 - DRABBLE: "What Now?" ~ PG-13 - R-ish

Title: "Now What?"
Author: Batsutousai
Rating: PG-13 - R-ish
Warnings: Character death, a bit of talk about blood and other kinda nasty things
Word Count: 216
Disclaim Her: You know the drill.

A/N: Discussing view points in English and this little shit bit me. I finished it in Psych while we were discussing drugs. That should give you a couple ideas of what was running through my head while I wrote this.



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27/9/05 23:59 - DRABBLE: "Appreciation" ~ PG

Found it on my computer while fiddling with stuff. It appears I never posted this, so I shall now.
According to my computer, I wrote this on August 13th. Be amused.


Title: Appreciation
Author: [info]batsutousai
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all related merchandise belongs to J.K. Rowlings, etc, etc, etc.
A/N: Nothing special. Just a little drabble I wrote after walking back from McDonalds turning my lunch break while it was raining. I stopped, everyone else hurried on, and it made me feel kinda sad for the rest of humanity.


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27/9/05 00:00 - DRABBLE: "The Joys of Ny-Quil" ~ PG-13

Title: "The Joys of Ny-Quil"
Author: [info]batsutousai
Rating: PG-13-ish
Pairing: Tom Riddle/Harry Potter
Warnings: General craziness XD
Word Count: 480

Notes: Entirely the fault of [info]eaivalefay, and, as such, dedicated to her. ^.~


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8/5/05 23:09 - DRABBLE: "Tear-Filled Good-Byes" ~ PG-13 ~ Tom/Minerva

Title: "Tear-Filled Good-byes"
Author: [info]batsutousai
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Tom Riddle/Minerva McGonagall
Warnings: Mentions of blood, suggested sex, het(You know it’s sad when you have to put “het” up as a warning...)
Word Count: 100

Notes: Birthday drabble for firebird157>!! Happy Birthday, luv!!
Was supposed to be much longer, but I realized that I wouldn't have time to finish the whole thing for today, so I whipped up this little baby in half-an-hour. Will continue working on the fic and have it up some day. Promise.



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X-posted at noagirl and [info]batsutousai

8/5/05 23:05 - DRABBLE: "Tarnished" ~ PG-13

Title: “Tarnished”
Author: [info]batsutousai
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Cutting, depressing thoughts
Disclaim Her: Nope.

A/N: Haven’t a clue where this one came from. Wrote it September of last year.


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5/5/05 22:42 - DRABBLE: "Lord Voldemort" ~ PG-13

Title: Lord Voldemort
Author: [info]batsutousai
Pairings: N/A
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Blood, gore, Voldie's mind(that should say it all...)
Length: 122 words(short, for me... ^.^")
Summary: Lord Voldemort considers...things...

Note: I don't remember what depressed me so much to make me write this, but write it I did! *sweatdrop* I dare say, this is the most In Cannon!Voldemort I've ever written... *shudders*

Lord Voldemort(Yeah, I put it behind a cut. All 122 words. *scowls*) )
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